
Tony Sodza why do we all waste so much time watching tv, surfing the web, chilling with friends when we should be striving to grow closer to God. One hour of church a week does not enable God to say he is our friend - it is spending time with him in his word, in prayer, and our thought life.

Ilia Pedophil So Jeebus, he walsk into da mission whey I lives and he goez up to da counter an he putz 3 o dem nails down. An he aks da guy at da counter,"Can you put me up for da night?" HAHAHAHA see what I did dere?

Ilia Pedophil Why can't Jeebuz eat Reeses Pieces? Cuz dey fall thru his hands! HAHAHAHAH see what I did dere?

Steven Jennings I Need More Christian Friends... If You Know Jesus Add Me As A Friend....

Spencer
To all the atheists on this page: grow up, fart jokes aren't funny anymore
To all the christians on this page: grow up, you should've outgrown Jesus when you outgrew Santa Clause

Christa Martignone 'That the genuineness of your faith, being much more precious than gold that perishes, though it is tested by fire, may be found to praise, honor, and glory at the revelation of Jesus Christ, whom having not seen you love. Though now you do not see Him, yet believing, you rejoice with joy inexpressible and full of glory, receiving the end of your faith - the salvation of your souls.'. 1 Peter 1:7-9

Cpt Pollution
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free
and I won't forget the men who died and gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today.
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Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA!!!!

Cpt Pollution I am truly proud to be a Chrstian. When I was baptized in acid, I felt like all my worries was falling off along with my flesh.

Erwin Surewing Rustaman
tak hanya kulihat kedua tanganmu yang dipaku sebagai simbol bahwa manusia harus dapat menangani hal-hal yang baik bagi kehidupan...di samping kanan dan kiri dirinya, kakimu yang juga dipaku sebagai simbol bahwa sesungguhnya langkah manusia juga berbahaya dan kepalamu yang dipasangi tanaman duri yang menandakan bahwa pi...kiran manusia sangatlah berbahaya...oh yesus, andaikan kamu adalah aku, aku tak tahu mungkinkah aku masih menyebut nama Allah...Læs mere

Mark ಠ ಠ Martinez Ironical, Jesus was a carpenter and he was nailed to a cross.

Freakazoid Xenubot Pingu Pingu

Freakazoid Xenubot Me wants to fuck jesus.

Peter I have to go out for dinner. Official e-mail just sent off to facebook, containing all of the screenshots. Good luck, Kimberley. All you had to do was retract the repulsive allegations and the subject would have been dropped. Too late.












